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well i just got back from the crumbiest date ever...

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:19:29 -0500

Im not one for bashing guys and putting them into the stereotype of only wanting to get into your pants, but wow that guy was an asshole! He seemed so sweet the other day but since when did reluctantly agreeing to go on a date mean ‘yes of course we can go to your house, watch a few movies and then before you even tell me about yourself you can stick your hand up my dress’? And we were watching american psycho too, one of my all time favourite movies, i’d hate to think he may have ruined it for me -_- Yeah sex is great and all but come on, if we had at least made out a little first he may have got SOMETHING (not a lot but something..) or if he waited a few more dates he would have gotten more. Not that i think I’m so special that i need to be earned or anything, my vagina is not a prize to be won (as GROSS as that sounds, excuse my vulgarity), but that doesn’t mean you can (quite literally in this case) just try to grab it XD

so valentines day wasn't totally awful...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:39:15 -0500

i may have spent 6 hours in a cold and empty shop rather then 2 and a half because the artist I’m doing work experience with forgot to come by at 4 and lock up, but a very sweet guy came in with a group of friends that he owns an art studio with and they stayed with me because i looked lonely (everybody say ‘awwwwww’). And…i got a date despite insisting that i just don’t have the spare time right now, but we got on really well and he had an annoyingly charming smile thats hard to say no to….and he winked -_- god I’m a sucker for a wink *facepalm*. so anywho, contrary to my busy schedule I’m being dragged out of the flat, god knows where on friday evening on a date, which judging by my track record there’s a 50:50 chance i’ll run out on hahaha. and what better then another uni interview to prepare for…-_-

happy singles awareness day...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 06:52:36 -0500

…tis gonna be lonely

I'm at my wits end with my room mate...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:29:56 -0500

…but i’ve got nowhere else to go…-_- oh stress…pass the porn?

taking a tumblr break before my laptop goes out the window

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 11:18:59 -0500

not sure when i’ll be back…

One of those days where everyone seems to be on my case...

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 10:54:55 -0500

can’t read my messages either -_- would the world kindly fuck off till I’m feeling more willing to put up with you

awkward moment when a sexblog reblogs your art...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 22:24:32 -0500

….is anyone going to look at my work when its between gifs of people going at it like dogs? if yes i can at least say my artwork is better then sex ;)

thefrogman: Whitney Houston — 1963-2012 I have some sad news to...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:39:23 -0500

thefrogman:

Whitney Houston — 1963-2012

I have some sad news to report. One of the strongest female singing voices of our generation has passed away. Whitney Houston was one of the best selling artists in history. She sold 170 million albums and accrued a Guinness world record of 415 awards.

Her voice was unmatched. With incredible range and power, many have tried to emulate, but none have succeeded. I honor her memory tonight with my long standing tradition. I immortalize her as a jedi spirit.

May she rest in peace.

Watching Alien vs Predator...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:57:49 -0500

am i the only one who thinks Predator’s mouth looks a BIT like a vagina…?

in theory it’s not a totally inappropriate question seeing as H R Geiger (sp?) created Alien and he hides sexual acts/organs inside his work all the time…and I’m using the word ‘hide’ as loosely as possible haha

R.I.P. Whitney Houston :O

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:22:26 -0500

No disrespect but am I the only one who finds this a tad ironic just before valentines day?

collegehumor: 10 Ways to Get Your Girlfriend to Break up with...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:03:27 -0500

collegehumor:

10 Ways to Get Your Girlfriend to Break up with You Before Valentine’s Day

oh college humour you always crack me up :’)

So much screaming

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:46:00 -0500

and none of it came from me may I add! Been a stupid weekend so far -_- My lovely twin who I have missed dearly came over for the day, she was meant to stay till monday but her douchebag boyfriend didn’t want her to be gone more then a day…keep your creepy little hands off my sister! Unfortunately we didn’t exactly spend the day hanging out…she sat around with me at work, luckily it was dead so it wasn’t like I had abandoned her. Then we went home and stretched my ears hence the screaming; I asked Lowrie to put them in for me because and SHE screeched the whole time. My ear drums hurt a thousand times more then the lobe.
The second batch of screams came from my oh-so-manly flat mate who just will not get his ass out of the flat and his bitch girlfriend is now staying over for the next 3 days. All I did was roll my eyes and he went off on one, such a woman! Unfortunately Im sure I’ll hear more screams coming from his room later…once again from him and only him because I highly doubt he can satisfy a woman >:D

spiderman nails!!!! if i didn’t chew mine off out of...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:33:36 -0500

spiderman nails!!!! if i didn’t chew mine off out of anxiety i would try this XD

woop, power is back!

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:16:50 -0500

and so is my heating! can snuggle my pillows and watch some crappy tv till i fall asleep

POWERCUT! (I'm on my mobile...)

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:26:13 -0500

Its dark…hold me? ;)

YAY! my twin, Lowrie is staying this weekend, I've missed freaking people out, some people just can't get over twins XD

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:15:12 -0500

great movie great quote :)

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:02:32 -0500

great movie great quote :)

why not? bored :)

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:01:24 -0500

why not? bored :)

busses -_-

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:05:00 -0500

rediculously late to college coz the bus drivers are too whimpy to go up a hill thats not even icy -_- on the plus side at least the local council gritted the roads well enough for me to get a lift from a neighbour who charged me 15 quid for petrol…so with only 2 hours left to go at least my tutor who was even later then i was (!!!) actually turned up….

damn you dashboard

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:06:57 -0500

its tumblr etiquette at college to melodically chime: PORN ON MY DASH! when one comes across porn…done it so much tonight i practically have an album…damn you dashboard making me horny. but then again does that not show just how digital the world has become, turned on by the internet? does it not show that we all have sex on the brain? it’s not a bad thing, wouldn’t be here without it ;)