well i just got back from the crumbiest date ever…

Im not one for bashing guys and putting them into the stereotype of only wanting to get into your pants, but wow that guy was an asshole! He seemed so sweet the other day but since when did reluctantly agreeing to go on a date mean ‘yes of course we can go to your house, watch a few movies and then before you even tell me about yourself you can stick your hand up my dress’? And we were watching american psycho too, one of my all time favourite movies, i’d hate to think he may have ruined it for me -_- Yeah sex is great and all but come on, if we had at least made out a little first he may have got SOMETHING (not a lot but something..) or if he waited a few more dates he would have gotten more. Not that i think I’m so special that i need to be earned or anything, my vagina is not a prize to be won (as GROSS as that sounds, excuse my vulgarity), but that doesn’t mean you can (quite literally in this case) just try to grab it XD

so valentines day wasn’t totally awful…

i may have spent 6 hours in a cold and empty shop rather then 2 and a half because the artist I’m doing work experience with forgot to come by at 4 and lock up, but a very sweet guy came in with a group of friends that he owns an art studio with and they stayed with me because i looked lonely (everybody say ‘awwwwww’). And…i got a date despite insisting that i just don’t have the spare time right now, but we got on really well and he had an annoyingly charming smile thats hard to say no to….and he winked -_- god I’m a sucker for a wink *facepalm*. so anywho, contrary to my busy schedule I’m being dragged out of the flat, god knows where on friday evening on a date, which judging by my track record there’s a 50:50 chance i’ll run out on hahaha. and what better then another uni interview to prepare for…-_-

happy singles awareness day…

…tis gonna be lonely

I’m at my wits end with my room mate…

…but i’ve got nowhere else to go…-_- oh stress…pass the porn?

taking a tumblr break before my laptop goes out the window

not sure when i’ll be back…

One of those days where everyone seems to be on my case…

can’t read my messages either -_- would the world kindly fuck off till I’m feeling more willing to put up with you

awkward moment when a sexblog reblogs your art…

….is anyone going to look at my work when its between gifs of people going at it like dogs? if yes i can at least say my artwork is better then sex ;)

thefrogman:

Whitney Houston — 1963-2012
I have some sad news to report. One of the strongest female singing voices of our generation has passed away. Whitney Houston was one of the best selling artists in history. She sold 170 million albums and accrued a Guinness world record of 415 awards.
Her voice was unmatched. With incredible range and power, many have tried to emulate, but none have succeeded. I honor her memory tonight with my long standing tradition. I immortalize her as a jedi spirit.
May she rest in peace. 

thefrogman:

Whitney Houston — 1963-2012

I have some sad news to report. One of the strongest female singing voices of our generation has passed away. Whitney Houston was one of the best selling artists in history. She sold 170 million albums and accrued a Guinness world record of 415 awards.

Her voice was unmatched. With incredible range and power, many have tried to emulate, but none have succeeded. I honor her memory tonight with my long standing tradition. I immortalize her as a jedi spirit.

May she rest in peace. 

Watching Alien vs Predator…

am i the only one who thinks Predator’s mouth looks a BIT like a vagina…?

in theory it’s not a totally inappropriate question seeing as H R Geiger (sp?) created Alien and he hides sexual acts/organs inside his work all the time…and I’m using the word ‘hide’ as loosely as possible haha 

R.I.P. Whitney Houston :O

No disrespect but am I the only one who finds this a tad ironic just before valentines day?